The id10t virus was one of the first viruses ever created. Before the internet was even brought upon the world, it was spawned from user-to-user contact and born into a dormant state. But, when the user activates an interface with his computer, the virus is transmitted, and infects every bit of data available. Upon internet connection, bits and pieces of the self-regenerating virus are left behind, the user totally and completely unaware that he's spreading a destructive virus with every click of his mouse and tap of his keyboard... That is the purpose of this site. Our main goal is to inform the public of the existence, danger, and eradication of the id10t virus.

     If you have ever heard some of the phrases below said by someone, these are phrases you can say against those id10t's.

     Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
     The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
     I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
     Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
     I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
     I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
     What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
     I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
     I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
     Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
     I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
     Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
     No, my powers can only be used for good.
     How about never? Is never good for you?
     I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
     You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
     I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
     I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
     It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
     At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
     You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
     I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
     Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
     There may be no "I" in "team", but there are two in "idiot".
     The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
     The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
     Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
     I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
     There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

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